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Once upon a time...

Tue Jan 20, 2009, 7:11 AM
Hello,

:iconwinningisforlosers:

Thanks a lot to everyone who voted! I was really surprised at the results O:

I checked the polls in the morning before going to school and I had already thought it was already Kitty's defeat. Ryan was leading by few numbers. Hours passed by and I had completely forgotten about the tournament. Until after school.

Thank you.

Really.


But you're probably waiting for the "interesting event" (see previous journal). Actually, it's more like a whole new creepy experience.

Damn, and I promised that I'll write it up most awesomely, too. Well, I'll try my best anyway! ... Maybe it's not really an awesome event after all.


One fine evening, I was lounging about in my room with my sisters. (I love my room. It has everything I need, save for food) My older sister went into the toilet and came back out almost immediately. She spoke of an unspeakable horror.




"There's a cockroach in the sink."




:iconimhorrifiedplz:


Shut up! Don't laugh at me!

Anyway.

Naturally, I went to check it out. I didn't see any, until I took a closer look inside the sink... and I saw a pair of familiar antennas from the sink's drain. Then a huge black body popped out.

It was crawling out of my sink! What the hell?!

With a girly scream I backed off. I hugged the door. (My door-hugging experience: Cold and painful)

Within seconds, it made its way to the surface, poking its long sticky antennas around my toothbrush... the tissue box... the toothpaste... *brrr*

I was in a toilet, and the only "weapon" I had in mind was water. (I wonder what made me think that I could kill a cockroach like that?) So I sprayed it with water and cornered it with toiletries. I stopped spraying. Wanted to see if it was still moving.

And, guess what? It was STILL moving! With its fast-moving legs, it dragged its slimy body back out in the open. Well, you definitely can't stop a cockroach with just water...

So, giving up on water, I dropped the shower hose and decided to grab the ultimate weapon that one can have in a toilet...

A PAIL!!!

That's right. A pail!

I told my younger sister to keep watch of the cockroach, in case it runs out of the toilet while I grab the pail. Quickly enough, I got a hold of the pail and smashed the living hell out of the cockroach, screaming.

I stopped after a few hits. I stared at the roach. Was it dead? Was it still alive?

IT WAS STILL ALIVE.

:iconohshitplz:

My last resort? I cut off its head with the pail, smashed it a bit more, and dropped the roach down the drain. I placed weights on the drain's opening.

My lavatory is no longer as safe as before...



Don't get me wrong. I'm fine with spiders, lizards, and slugs, but... cockroaches? No. Just no. Don't tell me that it was just innocently barging into my toilet and infecting my toothbrushes with whatever it had stepped on. It was scary D:

Actually, if you asked me what was so scary about the cockroach, I don't know. Maybe it's the black glossy exoskeleton. Shiny bugs always creep me out. Maybe it's the long, sticky-looking antennas. I don't know. They just scare me.

So how was your experience with cockroaches? Or maybe with other little insects that you dislike slightly more than any other?



From now on, I'm not going to take a shower without checking for cockroaches...

  • Mood: I Have To Pee

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:iconlukkistarr:
No cockroaches here. Mwahahahaa, they all die in the coldness that is slowly going away because of global warming. Agh, stop the warming, I don't want no filthy bugs!

A few years ago my family was on a vacation in Madeira. I recall seeing a cockroach there.

We do get other kinds of pests, though. There are mice. Once I was at the garage and saw a mouse running across the floor and out of the door leading outside. Another time when I was leaving for school and getting my bike, there was a still living mouse in the mousetrap. I pitied it, but was unable to help it.

There was lots of paper in the place I worked last summer. There were also lots of silverfish among the papers. Imagine grabbing a pile of paper and suddenly a large insect emerges from between the papers! Eep.

They always get the element of surprise...

~Lukki

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They're after me Lukki charms... :fear:
:iconwarefish:
I just pick 'em up and throw them outside. Easy. And no one gets hurt. :D

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"Found a bicycle on the side of the road. It didn't have a seat. So I talked to it and offered it some of my m&ms. But it only liked fish. So I lit myself on fire and danced the hokey-pokey.

I hope I did the right thing."
:iconwarefish:
OOh! and congrats on your win!!! :D

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"Found a bicycle on the side of the road. It didn't have a seat. So I talked to it and offered it some of my m&ms. But it only liked fish. So I lit myself on fire and danced the hokey-pokey.

I hope I did the right thing."
:iconmintymints:
Thanks! It came as a surprise O:

You... pick up the cockroaches? o__o Wow. I applaud at your bravery, o' warefish! :worship:

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The LINKS.

"I will kill you... with death!"
:iconmintymints:
O__O That is one scary looking bug! I wouldn't want to find them in my toilet... Heck, I don't even want them within a one metre radius. Or two metres.

Mice? Now that brings up another tale. But long story short, I found a bunch of dead mice (and some still alive!) in my ceiling. No wonder something smelled horrible that day. I wonder how they got up there, though... I've never seen a single rodent since my cat killed one a long, long time ago.

Agreed. They always get the first move...

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The LINKS.

"I will kill you... with death!"
:iconlukkistarr:
Those bugs are pretty harmless, you can read how harmless here [link] . You probably can't spot one from two meters away. And by the time you've backed that far, the bug probably isn't there anymore.

Roof... That's weird... All we have in our roof is a roof window filled with tons of dead bugs (mostly flies) that it has gathered over the decades.

~Lukki

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They're after me Lukki charms... :fear:
:iconwarefish:
:D

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"Found a bicycle on the side of the road. It didn't have a seat. So I talked to it and offered it some of my m&ms. But it only liked fish. So I lit myself on fire and danced the hokey-pokey.

I hope I did the right thing."
:iconmintymints:
Ah. So they're innocent little bugs...

Are you talking about an attic? O_o No attics here... just a dark empty space between the roof and the top floor's ceiling. Just empty. And that's why the mice decided to make a nest or two there...

We called pest control after that. It was a horrible day to be a rat in the house.

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The LINKS.

"I will kill you... with death!"
:iconlukkistarr:
Yeah, but they can easily startle you. They're pretty quick.

There's some empty space in the tiny space between outer roof and inner roof (I think. Never really had a look), and then there's the roof window.

~Lukki

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They're after me Lukki charms... :fear:

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